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Tea cup up, eye contact off. None of my Business puts the internet’s most passive-aggressive meme right in your wallet. What you buy stays between you and Kermit.
Waterproof vinyl
Premium material that survives rain, sweat and your pocket without peeling.
NFC-safe
Ultra-thin vinyl so contactless payments and check-ins keep working.
Sharp print
Deep blacks and clean colours, even at postage-stamp scale.
Cut to fit
Cut to the millimetre, with a slot for the chip. Place it and you are done.
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Multiple stickers in one order. Pick two favourites for less than buying them apart.
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Or design your own with your photo or in-joke.
Order by 4 PM, ships next day
Printed with love in NL
iDEAL, Apple Pay & credit card
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